– Ph.D. candidate in English
– I like: zombies, my palm tree growing new leaves, the second before taking the first sip of my morning coffee, paranoia, the end of capitalism, white noise at 130db, trees (I do hug them occasionally), Spiessbroore and the famous Hunsruecker Klotzkoeppischness(ity?), filling out online descriptions of myself that are basically no different from the stat-sheets hanging in used cars that are for sale, making friendster, myspace and other shite like that into prime education facilities for the ideology of necessarily reifying social relations, this time around actually making people enjoy the alienation that is in turn a result of transforming the process of calculating one’s own exchange value into a desirable exercise–oh, and of course seafood, quilting and long walks on the beach.
– I dislike: people that eat brains without being zombies (Republicans, Democrats and other kinds of capitalists, neoliberals, neocons, neon lights, Neo (Keanu), etc.), people who cut in line at baggage claim, law and order (the show as well), that static-y thing that happens when I put on my new bathrobe that was supposed to be comfy as hell but is now rapidly turning into an early morning nuisance that ruins the second prior to my coffee (see above), etc., as well as the cult of individualism upon which consumer capitalism grounds itself–consequently, I got a blog!